I would just like to give a big shout out to the tooth fairy my friends. I mean she is seriously under appreciated. Until we come to that age where our children have teeth falling out of their mouth we do not even APPRECIATE the complexity of her position.
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Here is this adorable child. She has a tooth fall out of her mouth. She expects to put this under her pillow and WAH LAH!
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Ohhhhh easier said than done my friends. First the fairy must decide what the going rate is for the tooth in question. What has inflation done to the price of teeth. Are some worth more than others. What if the child's tooth fairy was not able to VISIT Guatemala in the past. Is there back pay and interest involved??
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This POOR little tooth fairy has her work cut out for her. Said fairy has to wait until said child is SOUND asleep. She has to creep in ever so slowly praying this child does not wake. Her heart is pounding so loudly she is sure the child can hear it. She then has to REACH UNDER said child's head and find this tooth somewhere under there while not waking said child. The tooth is tiny and white. The sheets are white. The room is pitch black. You do the math. After wriggling around and holding her breath for 10 minutes she FINALLY gets the tooth.
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Now to deliver the goods. She slips the money under the pillow and practically vaults out of the room breathing a HUGE sigh of relief.
_She should be applauded my friends. APPLAUDED!!! This is no easy task. Could it be that this poor tooth fairy feels a shiver run up her tiny little spine whenever she hears that a new tooth has been lost. I don't know... I'm just saying.
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Tooth fairy- wherever you are- YOU ARE THE BOMB!! You get props from me girl.
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Tooth fairy- wherever you are- YOU ARE THE BOMB!! You get props from me girl.